my mind is full of fuck, i define self doubt, and there will always be somebody who likes the same bands as me, but is vastly more attractive or can drive or is a less fussy eater.
i'd really like to know why all this bullshit is featured underneath these sentences but so far, i cannot be fucked.
Fingz that happened 20th - 21st April.
We all got very, very drunk and by 10:40 I was sprawled out on the floor asking my boyfriend to knock me unconscious so I could sleep and yeah.
My boyfriend also decided to ‘accidentally’ drop me off a wall/cliff thing down the beach and I AM UNSCATHED. Antonia decided to throw up in her hair extensions and got 10% of the sick in the bin and then slept with her face in the bin. We went to try and find pizza at about 1am but TESCO METRO WAS CLOSED and so were all the corner shops. This lead us to be involved in a fight with ex convicts in a kebab shop. We found Tesco and bought flavoured water and pizza galore (livin’ lyf) to discover that Ali had broken his oven. Rosie was then gay sandwiched.
Oh yeah, then the next day we all went into HMV and my saSSY BLACK GAL, Carmen, did a wonderful rendition of ‘My Humps’ and took lots of pictures because we’re too cool. Then we ordered too much pizza from Papa Johns.
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this girl started on me today and said to me “how can you be a feminist and get hollywood waxing done?!”
why does being a feminist mean i can’t remove my pubic hair? i don’t do it to please men or women. i simply do it for me.
why is everyone like ‘omg jogging is so cool!’
i went for a thirty minute jog down the beach with ali and i feel DEAD.
why/how do people do this for fun?!
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how the hell did i manage to get an a* in my literature essay about macbeth when i included the lyrics:
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y’allWar, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
I DON’T EVEN KNOW
i want harry’s cousin (justin) back
THE VACCINES 2011
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WHY DOES BEING ON THE PILL MAKE ME A SLUT?
i enjoy participating sex and just because i’m a woman, i shouldn’t be judged on who i have sex with and how often i like to get down.
does carrying condoms make a boy a rapist?
no i do not find it amusing/attractive when you create a nickname based around the size of my breasts. if you’re going to call me ‘jugs’ don’t bother ever talking to me again
okay
I Need Feminism Because
I need feminism because almost all of my nicknames are based upon the size of my breasts.
YES YES YES
. I got an A in my Media and English coursework. I decided to focus my Magazine Study in Media based around Cosmopolitan and feminism as such - hardly surprising eh? However, I am appalled at how Cosmopolitan claims to be ‘feminist’, ‘pro-woman’ etc. The majority of articles are still fixated around women being sexual objects, sex tips to PLEASE THE MALE ONLY and diet tips as well as how to look good. I thought this magazine was meant to provide confidence and encouragement to women - to remind us about how we do deserve to have a right to free speech. Everything in that magazine in merely skin deep and incredibly SHALLOW. Hopefully, my magazine ‘Passion For Pussy’ juztaposed Cosmo’s ‘ideas’ of feminism and gave a real outlook and indepth view into feminism and THINGS THAT WOMEN SHOULD READ.
I emailed Cosmo to complain about it’s comment and wrote that as a 16 year old young woman, many other girls my age were being influenced by it’s content as well as older women. They emailed back saying that they couldn’t reply to my personal email because as I specified, I was 16 and not 18. What age can I be allowed to be a feminist, Cosmo?
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also if you haven’t seen the video of tavi talking about ‘still figuring it out’ i would really recommend it as it’s totally refreshing and inspirational
AS ALWAYS
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the highlight of my day has to be when miss chong said “today we’re going to talk about what’s in yours and my bedroom” and everyone laughed but i got kept back because i laugh the loudest, and obviously everything bad in the world that happens is caused by me.
she asked me if i took her seriously.
SHE ASKED ME IF I TOOK HER SERIOUSLY.
i’m sorry. she is a chinese french teacher who is called miss chong, wears the same thing every day and has NO LIFE.
so naturally, i laughed in her face.
p.s my hunger games ringbinder came
