who runs the world? girlz.

i haven’t updated in a considerable amount of time for many reasons. unfortunately, revision...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:33:49 -0400

i haven’t updated in a considerable amount of time for many reasons. unfortunately, revision is not one of them so i am sitting here, on my floor because my bed is currently broken and being fixed by my mother, happily procrastinating once more.

p.s i may have mentioned david cameron in three of my exams so far

p.p.s i may have also mentioned that he is a dick

uh i’m sitting here trying to revise and all i can hear is sex. literally. dad, shut upppp

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:46:13 -0400

uh i’m sitting here trying to revise and all i can hear is sex.

literally. dad, shut upppp

hi, i’m gracie and i like to smoke marlboro gold.

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:41:52 -0400

hi, i’m gracie and i like to smoke marlboro gold.

"One Eva Smith has gone - but there are millions and millions and million of Eva Smiths and John..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:37:06 -0400

“One Eva Smith has gone - but there are millions and millions and million of Eva Smiths and John Smiths still left with us, with their lives, their hopes and fears, their suffering and chance of happiness, all intertwined with our lives, and what we think and say and do. We don’t live alone. We are members of one body. We are responsible for each other. And I tell you that the time will soon come when, if men will not learn that lesson, then they will be taught it in fire and blood and anguish. Good night.”

- Inspector Goole, ‘An Inspector Calls’ by J.B. Priestley (via biologyhearts)

dim is the best person ever.

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:47:27 -0400

dim is the best person ever.

i obviously inspired l’oreal (at two years old) to create their “because you’re...

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:26:00 -0400

i obviously inspired l’oreal (at two years old) to create their “because you’re worth it campaign”

xoxoxooxox

SLOW CLUB: 02.05.2012

Thu, 03 May 2012 15:52:38 -0400

Last night was simply quite spectacular.

The first support act, Two Jackals were much better than I personally anticipated. I thought of them as a younger, fresh version of Joy Division and anyway that knows me well enough will clarify that I love Joy Division more than life. For a group of sixteen year olds, their music was original and in a strange sort of way, uplifting. In comparison to other young bands, they’re definitely in my top three and I would definitely recommend giving ‘Here or Now’ a listen. The drummer, I did have a cigarette with him but sadly I’ve forgotten his name, is rad and his drumming ability is fab. In fact, all the members of Two Jackals are exceptionally talented and I would highly rate them if you’re young and want something a little grunge, post rock and trippy.

I don’t know what Martin Creed were attempting to achieve but it did lead to me cracking out some of the embarrassing dad dancing. The music itself reminds me of my Dad’s best friends band “Brother’s of Mothershovel” (hark at the name) who pretend (yes, pretend) to be sponsored by Lidl. The lyrics were erm, snappy and songs mainly consisted of repeated chanting such as the song ‘1-100’ which pretty much did count up to 100.

SLOW CLUB, oh really, what can I say other than that they were pure perfection?! Charles and Rebecca’s voices work better together than any other band’s I’ve ever seen. A lot of the songs on the setlist were from Paradise with a few from their new EP. I positively teared up at “Not mine 2 luv” and IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. “The Dog” got everyone moving, and Steve the little guitarist and saxophone player genuinely made my night. He reminded me of a pop up mole as he just had that envious natural ability to disappear and reappear spontaneously. On a slightly more shallow note, I’d just like to mention that I have the same creepers as Rebecca and as for Charles’ beard, I can only wish.

After successfully stealing all possible set lists, I managed to get to meet Charles and Rebecca who were genuinely such lovely, down-to-earth people. I fangirled and got a photo and even with my three inch brogues on, I still remain ridiculously petite.

However, I was stupid enough to miss the last train back from Brighton at 11:30, so thankfully Melle’s parents picked us up or it would have been a nasty five and a half hour wait. Long live good parents.

I need Feminism because

Tue, 01 May 2012 15:34:37 -0400

whoneedsfeminism:

Amazon.com suggests kitchen appliances and sewing machines as Mother’s Day gifts.

the highlight of my day has to be when my headteacher said that i looked like ” a st trinians...

Tue, 01 May 2012 15:16:00 -0400

the highlight of my day has to be when my headteacher said that i looked like ” a st trinians girl who had rolled around in a hastings gutter”

this is her way of saying that my skirt is too short

i saw my step mum’s sister on come dine with me again tonight and it is genuinely the best thing i have witnessed due to the fact that she is so BLONDE (but asian) and nobody liked her

i quote: “do hot dogs contain dog meat really?”

to think this woman is an account..

be jealous everyone: i’m seeing slow club tomorrow.

Tue, 01 May 2012 14:29:25 -0400

be jealous everyone: i’m seeing slow club tomorrow.

yo. my hair is back naturalllll. mother says i have too much bunting...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:11:42 -0400

yo. my hair is back naturalllll.

mother says i have too much bunting in my room. i disagree. nine metres simply is not not enough.

i am truly disgusted with the catholic church everything about the above (taken from a local...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:14:00 -0400

i am truly disgusted with the catholic church

everything about the above (taken from a local catholic newsletter) in my opinion is wrong. in fact, i am tempted to email the pope or something because this is just shocking.

i’m almost positive that this is against the equality act of 2006 as well as many others. what makes me more angry is that despite all of these acts and laws being passed; institutional prejudice is still ongoing and publishing something like this in the form of a newsletter is SEXUAL HATRED.

what’s more appalling is that a sermon was given by the priest at my (now ex) church. he asked people to sign a petition disagreeing with gay marriage because, as he explained it, god intended marriage to be pure between a man and a woman and it’s simply not the same with two men.

i am sorry (but yes i did research this) the teachings of the catholic church state that homosexuality is not a sin and is not condemned. at the point when this was discussed by the priest, i walked out into the street.

i went back after church so i could talk to my mother but she shunned me, along with others in the church. many people were signing the petition at the back and discussing homosexual men and women as if they were dog shit.

i will never step foot in that church again

highlight of my day: finding twelve cigarettes in my room that i didn’t know i had. mel came...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:10:25 -0400

highlight of my day: finding twelve cigarettes in my room that i didn’t know i had.

mel came round and we listed to girls, johnny foreigner and alex turner, talked about her apparent third nipple and ate chips and expensive icecream.

today was good.

Photo

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:05:35 -0400

sitting here, dreaming, watching the world drift by

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:48:33 -0400

sitting here, dreaming, watching the world drift by

You! Me! Dancing! - Los Campesinos

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:47:57 -0400

You! Me! Dancing! - Los Campesinos

Fingz that happened 20th - 21st April. We all got very, very drunk and by 10:40 I was sprawled...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Fingz that happened 20th - 21st April.

We all got very, very drunk and by 10:40 I was sprawled out on the floor asking my boyfriend to knock me unconscious so I could sleep and yeah.

My boyfriend also decided to ‘accidentally’ drop me off a wall/cliff thing down the beach and I AM UNSCATHED. Antonia decided to throw up in her hair extensions and got 10% of the sick in the bin and then slept with her face in the bin. We went to try and find pizza at about 1am but TESCO METRO WAS CLOSED and so were all the corner shops. This lead us to be involved in a fight with ex convicts in a kebab shop. We found Tesco and bought flavoured water and pizza galore (livin’ lyf) to discover that Ali had broken his oven. Rosie was then gay sandwiched.

Oh yeah, then the next day we all went into HMV and my saSSY BLACK GAL, Carmen, did a wonderful rendition of ‘My Humps’ and took lots of pictures because we’re too cool. Then we ordered too much pizza from Papa Johns.

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this girl started on me today and said to me “how can you be a feminist and get hollywood...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:26:01 -0400

this girl started on me today and said to me “how can you be a feminist and get hollywood waxing done?!”

why does being a feminist mean i can’t remove my pubic hair? i don’t do it to please men or women. i simply do it for me.

my pussy is cuter than yours. why? 1. it’s mine 2. it has...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:45:21 -0400

my pussy is cuter than yours.

why? 1. it’s mine 2. it has thumbs

why is everyone like ‘omg jogging is so cool!’ i went for a thirty minute jog down the...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:35:58 -0400

why is everyone like ‘omg jogging is so cool!’

i went for a thirty minute jog down the beach with ali and i feel DEAD.

why/how do people do this for fun?!